You might have global warming if…

  •  Your socks don’t seem to fit right today.smoking hedge funny face 2
  • Your favorite movie is Frozen but you don’t believe it.
  • You like the feel of icicles collecting in your nose.
  • When you go fishing, you get a large fish, then a small fish, then a large fish, then a small fish….
  • You have a co-exist sign, CO2 detector and a picture of Al Gore over your 10 x 12 fireplace.
  • Your idea of a good time is twittering pictures of shrinking icebergs.
  • You wear a thong under your snowpants to the beach.
  • You have earwax.
  • Polarbears are dancing on your lawn.
  • Himalayan snows melt, then snows again, melts, then snows again, melts, then snows again…
  • The sun goes down, then the sun comes up.
  • Robots from the future keep attacking your family.
  • You want to go skiing but that would let the skeptics win.
  • You tell your co-workers you haven’t washed your clothes in 6 months to “save the earth”.