Their programs seem to work for everything except stopping Climate Change. They have tried cutting CO2, politely asking China to stop and destroyed whole industries who didn’t donate to them.
I would think all the new regulations would have stopped Warming dead in it’s tracks! You’ve heard what’s happening to the earth, heatwaves unleashed from hell, etc. etc.
Green groups have finally decided to order the government to do something about it. Now with the reluctant help of our military, we may finally see the end of warming.
The president has finally been forced to turn to use his favorite toys to fix the issue. The military and drones.
Secrets set in motion
He was easily able to trick his Vice President on a dare to break into Hillary Clinton’s personal email in her basement in order to find the most “qualified” personnel for the job.
Months of almost glory!
“We have had many close run ins with it but haven’t had a clear shot. It looked like it was being hid in a climate denier’s petting zoo late last year and we thought we had it after our third Tomahawk missile, but we only found hay and baby formula in the rubble” exclaimed Commander Kangaroo.
“Last month we were able to take out a denier’s aspirin factory and half an orphanage in the hunt!“
“We have had great successes, but this is an expensive operation, we may need to ask for more from PETA to continue funding our missiles.”