Greenhouse gases driving aliens to drink

In a landmark new study, researchers are  finding that, despite spending most their time floating around space and the outer atmosphere, aliens are now beginning to feel the effects of the havoc man is wreaking on the planet.

CO2 causing issues
CO2 causing issues

This has never been an issue until about 2500 years ago when man started burning down the forests for firewood.  A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was no global warming.  Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader gently changed the minds of the deniers and saved the empire with carbon credits.

Changing denier's minds
Changing denier’s minds

If only Luke’s father was here… he would be pissed

The heavy concentration of CO2 is now causing hypertension in some,  others like to get drunk and pretend they’re  on American Idol.   There is also some, who when wasted, are demanding humans comply with mass extinction in order to save the planet.  They say the only thing saving the planet is their love of Justin Bieber.   According to spokesalien Hillary, “You humans are lucky we are Beliebers”

For now, they are just hanging around the Jedi council demanding red meat and beer.  According to the 10 year government funded study, aliens are stressed to a level not seen before, the only thing that brings relief is rewatching Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth and laughing at it.  They are working on a terminator type robot to help fight warming, but Arnold Schwarzenegger is not currently cooperating with their efforts.

  • http://www.PaxeonPublishing.com Doreen

    I recently heard about Dr. Scott McQuate whose research sheds a lot of light on this subject. His books and DVD’s are the most interesting I’ve ever seen. Literally mind-blowing information and truly prophetic.

    • john.neshiem@yahoo.com

      Thanks for the information! He truly has an amazing site. Already bookmarked.

      Let me know of any other sites!
      Thanks!